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⚽ Round 16 Update – The Return of Scott Martin & The Tale of Two Nearly-Men 🍺🔥
Round 16 had it all:
• A Scott Martin comeback win
• Darren returning to his natural habitat: tiny-but-reliable payouts
• Ian Allchin betting like a man with shares in William Hill
• Robert entering what scientists call “a full-blown form crisis”
• Dave Finch once again becoming dangerously close to winning something… but not winning something
Let’s dive in.
🥇 Winner of the Week:
Scott “The Quiet Assassin” Martin – £8.66
He’s been lurking.
He’s been simmering.
He’s been threatening to explode.
And this week?
✔️ Bradford
✔️ Cardiff
✔️ MK Dons
✔️ Salford
Four up. Zero down. Pure, unfiltered Scott.
He's now firmly back in the title picture — and he did it without shouting, chest beating, or Tony’s ego.
🥈 Honourable Mention:
Darren “The Poundshop King” Brown – £1.24
Another microscopic win from the man with the steadiest heartbeat in BetBear history.
His strategy remains unchanged:
Step 1: Pick the safest favourites
Step 2: Sweat through all 90 minutes anyway
Step 3: Collect £1.24
Step 4: Smirk at the league table
He’s now on 11 wins this season — more than everyone else combined.
❌ The Nearly Boys & Honourable Disasters
Dave Finch
A SIX-LEG ACCA with five wins.
Five wins!
Just one match — Walsall letting in TWO late heartbreakers — denies him £22.49.
Dave continues to be the living embodiment of:
“Close, but absolutely no cigar.”
Ian Allchin
22 selections.
Yes, twenty-two.
He picks more games than the BBC Final Score vidiprinter.
He gets loads correct.
He loses just enough to destroy everything.
Ian is the only man who can win 16 matches and still earn the square root of nothing.
Robert Johnson (Clare’s Picks™)
The comedy names are still not delivering.
Falkirk? No.
Santa Clara? No.
Rio Ave? No.
Dundee? No.
We have now entered a crisis of confidence in the Clare System™.
Sarah Finch
Strong start, standard finish.
Brighton killed her acca and at this point she probably hates them.
Roger Evans
Triple Draw strategy.
Triple Fail.
He is now a club legend in the “0 correct” department.
Terry Daly
Loads of wins, two brutal losses.
Also had the most “Void” moments this week.
As usual, heartbreak wrapped in optimism.
Tony Moss
No win this week — but still sharp.
Three correct… then Spurs ruined everything.
Tony remains hot, dangerous, and a threat to anyone above him.
Alex Juras
No bet placed.
A peaceful week, free from disappointment.
James Brady
Four wins and then Crystal Palace left him stranded.
His bet slips are basically Shakespearean tragedies now.
David Townsend
Two losses.
A rough reset after last week’s heroics.
He’ll bounce back — probably by picking another 3.9 draw.
🏆 Updated League Table (After Round 16)
1st – £473.90 Robert Johnson £69.27
2nd – £236.95 Tony Moss £33.29
3rd – £78.98 Scott Martin £27.88
4th David Townsend £15.19
5th Darren Brown £13.48
6th Roger Evans £12.26
7th Sarah Finch £7.46
8th Alex Juras £0.00
9th Dave Finch £0.00
10th Ian Allchin £0.00
11th James Brady £0.00
12th Terry Daly £0.00
📊 Round 16 Stats
• Winnings Paid Out: £9.90
• Season Total Winnings: £180.07
• Most Wins: Darren Brown (11 out of 16)
• Round MVP: Scott Martin
• Round Villain: Tottenham Hotspur (destroyed two accas)
🧾 Summary
Round 16 gave us:
• A Scott Martin revival
• Darren calmly collecting his weekly pocket change
• Tony staying deadly
• Dave suffering traditional heartbreak
• Robert sliding into biblical levels of bad form
• Ian Allchin writing a novel-length acca with a tragic ending
Round 17 is coming…
⚽ Will Scott push for top spot?
⚽ Will Tony double his money and reach first place?
⚽ Will Dave FINALLY land a multi-leg big one?
⚽ Will Clare rediscover Robert’s rude-team magic?
⚽ Will Ian stop choosing 22 matches? (Answer: no)
Stay tuned. 🍻
Current Round: 17
Betting Closes: 12/5/2025 7:00:00 PM
| 1 | Robert Johnson | L L L L L | $69.27 |
| 2 | Tony Moss | L W W L L | $33.29 |
| 3 | Scott Martin | W L L L L | $27.88 |
| 4 | David Townsend | L W L L L | $15.19 |
| 5 | Darren Brown | W L L L W | $13.48 |
| 6 | Roger Evans | L L L L L | $12.26 |
| 7 | Sarah Finch | L L L L L | $7.46 |
| 8 | Alex Juras | L L L L L | $0.00 |
| 9 | Dave Finch | L L L L L | $0.00 |
| 10 | Ian Allchin | L L L L L | $0.00 |
| 11 | James Brady | L L L L L | $0.00 |
| 12 | Terry Daly | L L L L L | $0.00 |