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⚽ Round 34 Update – Nobody Wins, Everyone Loses 🤡🐻
Well… this is awkward.
After all that…
NO ONE WON.
Not a penny.
Not a miracle acca.
Not even a dodgy £1.20 Darren special.
Just pure, unfiltered BetBear carnage.
Round 34 Summary
This wasn’t a bad week…
This was a complete system failure of football itself.
Draws everywhere.
Favourites collapsing.
Accas dying in slow, painful fashion.
Let’s get into the wreckage.
The “Close But Still Absolutely Not” Club
Darren Brown tried to keep the empire alive:
Coventry ✔
PSG ✔
Then Grimsby and Walsall said “nah” and shut it down.
Even Darren’s boring picks couldn’t survive this week.
Dave Finch followed up last week’s heroics with… reality.
Bradford ✔
Forest Green ✔
Lincoln ✔
Then THREE absolute mood killers:
Grimsby ❌
MK Dons (draw) ❌
Norwich (draw) ❌
Back to normal service.
Ian Allchin had a proper go:
Boston ✔
Forest Green ✔
Man City ✔
Stoke ✔
Then two results go rogue and the whole thing collapses.
Classic Ian – loads right, still no money.
Draws: Public Enemy #1
If you backed draws… you probably still lost.
If you didn’t back draws… you definitely lost.
Roger Evans somehow:
1 draw ✔
3 incorrect draws ❌
That’s not bad luck. That’s a special talent.
Tony Moss actually landed a draw…
…and still lost everything else around it.
The Absolute Disasters
Scott Martin:
0 from 3. Efficient. Brutal. Over quickly.
Terry Daly:
0 from 4. A full house of pain.
Robert Johnson:
£275 potential… and almost everything wrong.
At this point it’s performance art.
Alex Juras:
Two losses. Never got going.
David Townsend:
One right, two wrong. Never in it.
James Brady:
Didn’t bet.
Genuinely one of the best decisions of the week.
Round 34 Stats
Winnings Paid: £0.00
Winners: NONE
Biggest Villain: Football
Most Common Scoreline: 1–1 (of course)
Smartest Player: Anyone who forgot to bet
Season Situation
With the season nearing the end, this was one of those rounds that changes absolutely nothing… while ruining everyone’s weekend.
No movement.
No payouts.
Just collective suffering.
Round 35 next…
Surely someone wins?
Surely the draws calm down?
Surely football behaves normally?
Absolutely not. 🍻
Current Round: 35
Betting Closed: 4/10/2026 7:00:00 PM
| 1 | Robert Johnson | L L L L L | $69.27 |
| 2 | Scott Martin | L L L L L | $57.10 |
| 3 | Terry Daly | L L W L L | $39.28 |
| 4 | Tony Moss | L L L L L | $33.29 |
| 5 | Darren Brown | L L L W L | $27.58 |
| 6 | Dave Finch | L W L L L | $22.05 |
| 7 | Alex Juras | L L L L L | $22.04 |
| 8 | David Townsend | L L L L L | $15.19 |
| 9 | Roger Evans | L L L L L | $12.26 |
| 10 | Sarah Finch | L L L L L | $7.46 |
| 11 | Ian Allchin | L L L L L | $0.00 |
| 12 | James Brady | L L L L L | $0.00 |